Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just had sex bonerless
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My feet surprised me
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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