dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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