You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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