We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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