My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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