No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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