i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
