I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Randomize
