don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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