I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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