There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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