the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
