high people should be assigned attendants
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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