He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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