your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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