she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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