are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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