she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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