she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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