Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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