Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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