is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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