Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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