found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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