I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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