I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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