you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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