i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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