HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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