I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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