What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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