You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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