**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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