I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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