Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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