I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
She's better-looking with the mask on.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
