I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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