omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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