Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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