Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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