I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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