my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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