Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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