So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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