I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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