I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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