So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
high people should be assigned attendants
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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