I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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