Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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