There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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