Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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