Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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