Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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