The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
