it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Your penis caused this!
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