I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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