kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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