It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize